parents: get off the computer and go socialize
me: ok can you drive me to the mall
someone follows me: why
someone unfollows me: why
Seeing someone you know outside, but you owe them...
me: can i use the restroom
teacher: i don't know can you
me: bitch i will shit on your desk
I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think,...
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